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leviathan-supersystem:

I must not lib out. Libbing out is the mind-killer. Libbing out is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face any positive feelings i may be tempted to have about the Mamdani win. I will permit them to pass over me and through me. And when the libbing out has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the libbing out has gone, nothing but the immortal science of marxism-leninism will remain.

memorycycle:

memorycycle:

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

(via woofgang69)

Anonymous asked:

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202:

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get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

foone:

dollsahoy:

bye2k:

it should’ve been scribble who got all the fame as a microsoft office assistant, not clippit.

Digital geometric cat with a torso made of lined paper.ALT
Scribble walks.ALT
Scribble inspecting you very closely.ALT
she has a kitten! she puts them into folders.ALT

People are asking if Scribble was animated. Yes! And she made cat and paper sounds

also yes the paperclip’s name is Clippit, not Clippy, even though everyone calls it Clippy

I have to put all these assistants in the death generator, damn it.

greakazoid:

motherfucker-somewhat-limited:

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

was reading a romance/erotica novel a friend loaned me and in the middle of the book the main character is chopping vegetables to prep for a whole dinner party with her friends and the love interest shows up and they hook up & his hands go everywhere you’d expect them to and then afterward while she’s still catching her breath on the floor he’s like “I’ll finish this for you 😏” and he PICKS UP THE VEGGIES and knife with his UNWASHED HANDS and starts prepping. I was floored. I couldn’t finish the book. call me what you will. weak perhaps. but i say to you we need editors with a food handlers certificates. we need line cook beta readers that’s what I believe

i did read on to the next scene and they were serving their friends the salad and i felt like i was watching hannibal. i was like no!!!!! don’t eat it!!!!!!!!!!!

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#i hate porn plotholes so much. like you’re filling all the other holes except the plot?

(via woofgang69)

blutonews:

htps://www.blutonews.org/article/21

Bluto Gave A Terrible Handjob To The Somebody With a Long Weird Penis and They Jizzed Anyways

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Bluto was always bad at handjobs but he loved doing them, so he was ecstatic when his newest hookup let him touch their weener! he tugged and pulled and twisted it painfully, this gave the long weird penis friction burn but they blasted gunk anyways making Bluto squeal and giggle with joy.

(via feyling)

Anonymous asked:

Hello this is inspired by me misreading a Tumblr post could you make an edit where nurse chapel is replaced with chappell roan

cursedtrekedits:

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or alternatively just

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largishcat:

thecolorsfucked:

albertserra:

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They wanna say the word so bad

thats not a fag thats a canvasser for clean water action

this is like the boy version of “this is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared.” that is a masc guy wearing a daisy pin

(via feyling)